Hello my awesomebluestuff people,i’m on my way to my aunt’s house where inspiration for most of my desperate journals is made. i’m sure this time will be no different because apparently my cousin is having one of her friends over.
7:10 PM
.-. sure enough,she has a friend over. guess who? remember how last time my cousin had a party all the little kids were saying that lexi was a slut name etc etc (WHICH IS NOT THE VIEWS OF THE AWESOMEBLUEKREW PEOPLE these were the words of hyperactive 5 year olds who probably drank too much juice. sure it sounds like us but we are classy and don’t over-do it on the juice.) well its the little girl named Lexi! She looks like she’s about 4.
7:14PM
i’m pretty sure Lexi hates the world…
7:16PM
My cousin just ran into the room gasping “I NEED AIR I NEED AIR”,collapsed,and ran back to her room. should i be alarmed? probably,yeah.
7:18PM
now she ran into the bathroom,ran the water faucet,and called for her mother. Noticed that Lexi was left all alone in the room. i’m pretty sure this is a safety hazard. i bet she’s like summoning the devil right now. in fact i think i hear chanting. haha just kidding but it does seem like the house got a little bit hotter,she probably started a fire using a barbie car and drum sticks.
7:27PM
Is it me or does my aunt laugh like a dying cow with a small asthma problem.
7:33PM
My sister went to go spy on the girls. I was playing Pac-Man on my iPod and when the ghost ate me i was like “PAC-MAN NOOOO DON’T LEAVE ME PLEASEEE” which led to a discussion between the adults about their children’s sanity. Don’t know if i should take offense or not. Apparently my prissy cousin isn’t crazy she’s going through a “phase”,leslie is normal,and my aunt says she can’t see me as crazy. Woman please. YOU DON’T KNOW ME. my back-up headphones keep falling out of my ears
time for some new ones.
7:59PM
The initial excitement is over and now i’m bored. having a sprite and stealing fudge cookies from my sis xD Lexi came into the kitchen and told my aunt she had the same water bottles they had at home and gave me a glare. I retreated into the living room,don’t judge me. she’s dangerous.
8:01PM
Watching old videos that i took at the park with the awesomebluekrew plus additional friends. miss those times. i wanna go homeeeeeee. i’m going to die of boredom.
8:27PM
Now my mom and aunt are talking about annoying guys and the annoying things guys do and my dad is just like O.o trolololol i’m enjoying this. and now they are discussing alcoholic drinks. nevermind sudden conversation change when the little kids walked in hahahahaha better not give lexi ideas xD they changed it to who in the family has similar personalities. now they left and my aunt is explaining the joys of nightclubbing to my mom oh gosh DO NOT WANT TO LISTEN e.e
8:51PM
not paying attention to the adults anymore,watching tv. They just said on the show “Kids always tell the truth” NOW THAT IS A LIE. Who painted on the walls with crayon? Did you hit your brother? Was it YOU who took the last cookie from the cookie jar? MMMHMM THOUGHT SO.
9:18PM
AHHHH HELP OH MY GOD ALERT ALERT CODE RED CODE RED O_O
Allow me to explain
i went into the hallway for a while to hang out and see if anyone else lived in this boring building that i could talk to. no one did so i came back in and went to the couch. WHEN I LOOKED UP I FREAKIN SAW LEXI. the kitchen was dark and all the lights in the surrounding room were off AND SHE IS STANDING THERE STARING. she’s still staring at me as i write this i feel like she knows what i’m typing SHE JUST SAT DOWN OH MY GOD GUYS SHE SAT DOWN T.T and is still staring i am so creeped out right now. no one else is there and i swear that girl is evil. she looked away and is staring at a toaster with this evil grin on her face o_o she yawned and is still staring at the toaster its been like 3 minutes thats not human.
9:27PM
9 minutes and my aunt went into the kitchen and lexi ran away then came back and pretending to be fixing her hair. that just screams demonic >.<
hooray for dulce de leche
it's like caramel but in my opinion wayyyyyy better
9:46PM
My aunt just brought up Wildwood and said she had taken my cousin there when she was a baby. "I was there during spring break" Everyone looked at me like WTF but my group will get what i'm talking about xD